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too pass gas uncontrollably

Makaaveli: Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side.
Nathan: Wow, I just lafted so hard that I pissed and shitted my pants at the same time!

laft by Deti May 31, 2009

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LAFT

LE SSERAFIM AND FEARNOTS TANKED

NATIONAL EMBARASSMENT AND THEIR FAWKASS FANS TANKED

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LAFT by aesnugu May 12, 2024

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Related Words

laft • LaFteox • lafta • LAFTCEZ • Lafte • Laftentine • lafterbirth • laftermath • lafternoon • Lafternoon tea

Lafte

Lafte - portmonteau of laugh and latte.

It defines the moment of laughing whilst drinking a latte, or providing a latte to a customer who needs to smile.

The other day I was serving a grouchy customer who asked for a latte. A few minutes later I returned and offered him his "lafte".

Lafte by Dee_dawg November 13, 2011

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Lafterwaffle

An urban word equivelant to lie.

Pfft! Thats complete lafterwaffle!! -___-

Lafterwaffle by Herschel Van Der Schmut November 19, 2006

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LAFTCEZ

Late as fuck to Cesar’s class from sun balling the day before

Dude I was laftcez again last night.

LAFTCEZ by Chamaster2 April 13, 2021

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laftermath

The laughter thereafter

It was so funny that we experienced laftermath on many occasions that night, spontaneously laughing at random moments simultaneously without saying a word.

laftermath by 1!Bee Gee!1 February 10, 2022

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lafta

a fool

a lafta kidnapped me

lafta by gay bees May 24, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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