Lafte

Lafte - portmonteau of laugh and latte.

It defines the moment of laughing whilst drinking a latte, or providing a latte to a customer who needs to smile.

The other day I was serving a grouchy customer who asked for a latte. A few minutes later I returned and offered him his "lafte".

by Dee_dawg November 13, 2011

Late Night Lenny

A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.

You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019

a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Late Night Clit Cam

The activity of watching any female sport usually late evening at home in the bedroom.

Girlfriend: Hey baby, how would you like to come over for dinner tonight and after we will watch that Australian women's beach volleyball tournament?
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey, I am down for some Late Night Clit Cam!

by Kaka86 February 8, 2022

Late Night Clit Cam

An activity for a couple watching a female sporting event on television, usually taking place later in the evening at home in bed.

Girlfriend: Hey baby, wanna come over for dinner tonight and after we can watch live Australian women's beach volleyball.

Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey I am down, what a great Late Night Clit Cam!

by Kaka86 February 8, 2022

late term abortion

“Late-term” actually short for “late termination” meaning stopping a pregnancy after 20 weeks and usually before 24 week. Normally, they are only done because the mother is sick or the baby is so deformed it won’t live. With a sick mom, after 24 weeks they would normal induce labor and once born the baby would be in the care of neonatal intensive care unit to help it survive.

Only nine states and the District of Columbia allow abortions after 24 weeks without restrictions. And those are very very rare (0.3%) because these abortions costs $15,000 or more in cash.

The general public, including our political leaders, confuse the abbreviation “term.” with “term” meaning a fixed or limited period for which something last (37 -42 weeks in regards to pregnancy). Two very very different meanings.

Actually, “late term abortion” is redundant, because termination is the medical word for elective abortion. It should either be late term. Or late abortion.

The only “abortion” of an unwanted pregnancy at 37-42 weeks of pregnancy is actually inducing labor, normal birth of a live baby, and adoption to new parents.

She opted for a late term abortion because the ultrasound showed anencephaly (missing most of the brain and part of the skull).

by Mrngstrmydwf February 1, 2019

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.

"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."

by JustinFig November 25, 2011