L.I.C 

Stands for "Low-speed Internet Connection"

A very dangerous disease marked by the following symptoms:

-pain in the chest
-pain in the ass
-hypertension
-vomiting
-diarrhea

it is very rare in these days

person ONE: Dude have you watched this YouTube video?

person TWO: No...I have L.I.C

person ONE: What the fuck is L.I.C ?? (moves back in fear)

person TWO: Don't worry man it's not contagious!!

L.I.C by L.I.C. me November 8, 2011

L I C 

life is confusing

god l i c!!!

L I C by xXSaNdRaXx July 1, 2009

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S 

an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.

Preaching
Opinions
Lacking
Intelligence &
Tact
In

Controversial
Shit

Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S by riddlecker January 16, 2018

a.l.i.c.e 

The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans

"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."

a.l.i.c.e by qwertyuuuuu January 7, 2009

A.L.I.C.E. 

Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.

A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?

A.L.I.C.E. by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C 

D-Determination U-Unity N-Nutrition K-Knowledge A-Athleticism D-Defense E-Energy L-Leadership I-Intimidation C-Champion

The D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C is the blueprint to becoming a champion.

D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C by Derrick E. Vaughan February 19, 2004