"That woman in the plus size section was so rude to me!"
"I know, she'
s such an E.L.F.F.!"
Examples of E.L.F.F. worthy mention:
-Roseanne B.
-that
mean woman at the gas station
-that guy at the toll plaza that won't ever let you
slide, not even for a penny
-Rosie
D., who makes the list despite height
-that guy who did your taxes last year that made you fill out the forms
twice
-Joe P.
-Jerry F.
-that woman that ALWAYS has something rude to the server right before they wait on you
-Dick C.
And the list goes on...