Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.

Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.

L.D.S. by Ben14 February 24, 2007

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F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

F L D S by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

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B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.

Big pimpin' on B.L.A.D.'s
Jay-Z

B.L.A.D.'s by Mozaic August 20, 2006

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D.I.L.D.O.S. Party

True snowflakes; "Desperate, intolerant Liberals destroying our society." One's that can't handle being a man and turn to feminism, failing at trying to get laid. Pretty much just a giant, brainwashed libtard.

"wHy iS a rAciSt prEsidenT liEk doNalD TruMp in the ofFiCe? I REFUSE to sErVe anyOne who suPpOrts him!! >:("

me: "bro you're a D.I.L.D.O.S. Party member..."

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party by Tadism October 8, 2019

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