Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
Limp Dick Smack, usually a practice performed after sex when the male has just gotten back from throwing away the condom. The preferred location would be on the cheek or right across the forehead. It is very similar to the post-game slap on the ass in football.
Dude she totally rocked my world so when I walked back in I had to give her the ole L.D.S. out of sheer respect.
February 22, 2007