Definitions by RealHeartBroken

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

Porcupine Milf by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

LDBSLUT 

LDBSLUT... Lying Drunk Barhopping Slut

She is a LDBSLUT, I seen her last night at the bar down the road, going home with another guy. Even though she is telling me, I am the only one she goes home with.

LDBSLUT by RealHeartBroken December 16, 2021

L.D.S. 

L.D.S. means Lying Drunk Slut.

Jen is a real L.D.S. there she goes to another guy's home again.

L.D.S. by RealHeartBroken November 18, 2021