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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
F L D S
Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
F L D S by buzzardbait February 26, 2011
L.D.F.O.
an acronym for a "Long Distance Fake Out". A girl who looks really hot from far away but not so good when you get close and get a good look at her.
B I J D A F L D M D G F T
B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020
l.y.o.f.d.b.
"lock your own fucking door bitch". directed at friends and other passengers when exiting your ghetto car which lacks power locks.
l.y.o.f.d.b. by truedat995 July 6, 2008