F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

by buzzardbait February 26, 2011

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

C O L D F I R E

POV: You came here because you wanted the definition of “C O L D F I R E” but didn’t know he recently had a name change

Search LunarInTokyo on here

Bob:“YO C O L D F I R E JUST DROPPED!!!”
ITZthevisitor: “Better then Proto The Pedo!”

by 𝕌𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕪 August 20, 2022

L F D

Last first day abreviation. we use it to name the last first day before graduate from high school

this is our L F D, then I 'll go to medicine university

by Mahrys March 19, 2018