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Lao is a dog, she barks and barks and that's all
Lao: Barking
Lao by Laofan123 October 20, 2021
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lao • laol • laoise • Lao Gan ma • laodicea • laokratis • Laosh! • laotian • Laoul • Lao hong
A native inhabitant of the country Laos (Located by the Mekong river)
Lao people are one of the asian minorities.
lao by Lori Inthisone January 11, 2005
From the country Laos located in Southeast Asia inbetween Thailand and Vietnam. Laotian is the language spoken. Known for our very spicy foods. Mistakenly, fallen into the category of chink or a gook which is referred to Chinese or Vietnamese peeps not Lao peeps.
Hey man...them Lao peeps always be BBQ'n.

Yo...that thum mak hoong that Lao peeps be making is hella spicy...
lao by Noy April 28, 2005
Typically meaning masturbating. There is a certain way you write it to sum it up.

Try it yourself! Just grab a piece of paper and a pen and you're off to the races! Follow my lead. Write an uppercase L, then write an uppercase A with the point of the A right on the end of the L, finally write an O on the right leg of the A. Make sure the O is centered on the right leg of the A.

L
A
O
"Dude, I finally got a girlfriend! No more LAO'ing for me!"
lao by Walker Anderson September 17, 2007
When you find something so funny you don't want to Lmao "laugh my ass off" but instead you want to Lao "Laugh ass off"
"Broham that was so funny it made me lao"
Lao by Yunk Zoozy May 9, 2018
A Lao is someone who is very slow with a very huge cock.
Girl 1: I wish I could be with someone like a Lao. Yes he's slow, but I could teach him things while knowing that I'll have an amazing sex life.
Girl 2: That sounds amazing! I want to get with someone like a Lao too!
Lao by Meme.addict May 29, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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