Has the a small cock and big ass and is the literal definition of a freak. Is gay and talks to girls and usually spends lots of times with family and sports. Once he is punched this beast will fall and never get back up because he is a fragile specimen
Man I just got some 2 inch laokratis cock
by Greek freak June 23, 2019
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Someone who plays video games all day and is lazy. He also has 2 sisters, a dad that puts water, and a mom named Adam Shaheen.
by Shaheen The Bean June 23, 2019
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One of the four main Greek gods, alongside Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon
Hey look it’s Laokratis
by OctoGon112 June 25, 2019
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