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A cool, or otherwise dorky person. This person is both at the same time, but in a fasion that works and makes them attract friends. Can also be a sadistic, yet innocent person.
Kyonie is sadistic.

Kyonie is innocent.

Therefore, Kyonie killed your cat and you thought it was cute.
Kyonie by MOMO-Chan December 14, 2008
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Konieczko 

v. An example of a particularly violent and/or prolonged motorboating.



Wow- that guy just got konieczko'd. Hope he's OK...
Konieczko by Gangsta Hodge April 14, 2009
Related Words
Kyonie • konieR • Keonie • konie • Koniel • kyoni • Keyonie • klonies • Konieczka • Konieczko

Kyone Sesh 

Pronounced as Jone Sesh
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex
Dave and Susie had a kyone sesh behind the bushes last night

Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there
Kyone Sesh by OhMyGiddyAunt January 11, 2018
slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine
i passed out after i hit off some klonies
klonies by nate March 18, 2005

Phat Kronie 

1. Your boy that is fat as phuck
2. Any of your homies that is down to chill when others aren't
ex. Jeff: Yo lets go get fucked up tonight
Davey: Whateva you say phat kronie
Phat Kronie by DaveyF January 26, 2013
KonieR is a word to show to another person that you are "a safety blanket".To remember him that you are here for him and you love him to the bone. A person who loves and cares ought to be called that word. You call the person that word that has changed the way you look to the world.
"She is a konie. She cares about me she loves,she is my safety blanket"
konie by georgelypas January 3, 2022

Sascha Konietzko 

Lead singer of Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK born in Hamburg, Germany. KMFDM made Industrial for what it is today. KMFDM is better than the best, and of course, harder than the rest.
Wanna listen to KMFDM?

Hell yeah! Sascha Konietzko is GOD!
Sascha Konietzko by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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