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Your black friend that will always play with you unless people he likes more plays
Will: Hey you want to play Kyland?
Kyland: No I'm playing with my ohter friends
Will: Shit.
Kyland by MegaVergin July 12, 2021
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kulander 

he is a kulander
kulander by a_m_g August 2, 2018
A really cool dude that is misunderstood but also a joy to have around.
Damn man, Kelando is a really cool dude.
Kelando by realKELP June 4, 2018
A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.
Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"
Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011
Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.
u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"
Klandma by Emilinko November 26, 2019
Caring, loving, cool person to be around.....crazy as hell can get pissed off quick stay away from hum when hes mad
Kylan is crazy!!!!!
Kylan by K-Eazy28 June 2, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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