Kwerp 

The greatest sniper in all of video games. He has mastered the DSR 50 in Bo2, the AWP in CSGO, and the OP in VALORANT. The flicks he performs are beyond human comprehension. This multi-talented clutch demon is also a top tier Tank in Overwatch, primarily playing Reinhardt and Winston, with a Widow DPS pocket. He has held multiple World Records across many games within the Zelda franchise. He is Kwerp, the best at what he does.

Yo, it's Kwerp! That's the best OPer of all time

Kwerp by CaffeinatedOverdose September 30, 2022

Kwerp 

The sound a orgasmic penguin makes

Ella: what sound does an orgasmic penguin make
Me: kwerp! It stands for killer willies erotically reproduce penguins

Kwerp by Boobjuice May 13, 2014

Kwerp 

Person farts in bathtub and eats the bubbles

Hayden kwerped and he now has pink-eye.

Kwerp by Kwerpman January 21, 2022

Kwerp 

It’s when you cum in shit and mix with piss

Shut the fuck up richard before I make your mum eat my kwerp

Kwerp by The real Lebowski May 19, 2018

kerpuke 

When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth

*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.

kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005

kerpwnt 

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

kerpwnt by nocturnal January 23, 2003

kerp 

kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.

bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you

kerp by waffle4463 May 12, 2013