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Kuwei is a person who will do something shady, like make out with his twin's crush, making them think that he's his twin. The crush will then reject Kuwei's affections and be forced to explain to the twin that they are not a thing.

Kuwei also has a bit of a martyr complex, and will often become a drug dealer.
''This thing with Kuwei is Not a thing''
Kuwei by jesper-fahey June 11, 2018
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Kureiji Ollie 

A VTUBER SUPER KAWAII ZOMBIE IDOL FROM HOLOLIVE ID GEN 2. LOVE APEX AND SIMP. she is a zombie comback from the dead and find out that her house is replaced by a ramen shop. to get his house back he has to be no 1 idol
OHAYOLLIE SUPER KAWAII ZOMBIE IDOL KU-KU-KU-KU-KUREIJI OLLIE DESU
WANGY WANGY HUH HAH HUH HAH
CHARGE RIFLE BZZT BOOM
Kureiji Ollie by Dwindail September 1, 2021
Related Words
Kuwei kuwait kawei Kuwaiti kuei Kunwei Kureiji Ollie kurèina Kwei kweilo

Lin Kuei 

(Please note that this is a work of fiction)

The Lin Kuei are an ancient clan of theives and assassins for hire. Their location is in the North-Eastern part of China. For many years, the Lin Kuei made financial profits off the evil desires of others and their warriors are trained from youth after being stripped of their former lives. Each Lin Kuei recruit, who are actually the offsprings of veteran Lin Kuei warriors, are selected for their special abilities that they inherited from birth and are trained in martial arts. However, one Lin Kuei warrior, who was orginally from Japan, named Takeda, decided to break away from the Lin Kuei and return to his homeland. There, he developed the art of Ninjutsu, an art of stealth, exotic weapons, and magic that could be learned by anyone, and offered his services to the Japanese samurai lords during that country's feudal era. Takeda also founded the Shirai Ryu clan, which became an instant enemy of their counterparts back in China. Unlike the Lin Kuei, the Ninja clans of Japan such as the Shirai Ryu, Iga Ryu, and Koga ryu, were actually a loosely organized spy network composing of different clans serving lords. Takeda was a target for assassination by his former clan for years until he died not from battle, but from poisoned slipped into his tea. One of the most famous Shirai Ryu ninja was a family man named Hanzo Hasashi aka Scorpion who later be killed while on a mission in China and be reincarnated as a specter. The most famous members of the Lin Kuei are the Sub-Zero (the man who killed the ninja Scorpion in China) and his younger brother (who possesses the same codename) along with Smoke, Cyrax, Sektor, and Frost (a female Lin Kuei). In the modern times, the Lin Kuei decided to take on modern technology and automate their human assassins into soulless cybernetic warriors in MK3. During MK4, the Lin Kuei was mysteriously disbanded and was re-established during MK: Deadly Alliance, by the younger Sub-Zero.

(For more info on Lin Kuei and its members, play MK1,2,& 3, MKM: Sub-Zero, MK4, MK: Deadly Alliance, and MK: Deception)
Chinese ninjas, though the Lin Kuei don't like to be called the name of their Japanese counterparts
Lin Kuei by ??? January 20, 2005
A gurl with a beautiful smile who brightens up the room. Shes super kind and has an AMAZING body. Big hips,Slim waste, A beautiful body! She loves and is friends with everyone. She gets all the boys she wants and all the boys love her but the gurls hate her.
Omg thats a Kueiry!!! Shes perfect!!!!
kueiry by Jimena101 April 25, 2020
Norwegian slang for 'what do you mean', sometimes written as QM1. Pronounced 'Que-main'
Someone: What is that?
Me: Kumein??
Kumein by IkkeSigrid January 22, 2021

Kuwaiti Burnout 

After coitus you realize you have had a dirty ass, and have left skid marks on the bedsheets resembling a burnout.
Man, we hooked up and I felt a little raunchy, definitely left a little Kuwaiti Burnout on her sheets...
Kuwaiti Burnout by Dawgmatty May 7, 2021

kweifakowski 

1) The sound a dirty POLISH woman makes after sex. 2) In PGA (Polish Golf Association) terms as a 3 putt.

sentence: Paul made another "kweifakowski" to card an 8.
kweifakowski by Erik Cuttingham June 27, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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