Kursed

An amazing and awesome person. Totally not me...

Kursed = KursedTheGod on YouTube

by KursedTheGod September 18, 2020

Kursed Kolache

Sticking a Q-Tip in your male friend's unwiped ass and shoving it in the hole of your cock halfway. Then ram your friend's ass until the Q-Tip gets stuck

" I fucking Kursed Kolache'd John so hard last night, I'll be having cotton kidney stones for weeks." - Dwayne

by MJIOCBHBAEERL October 14, 2021

Kardashian Kurse

The phenomena that occurs when a black man gets involved with any member of the female Kardashian clan, including the Jenner sisters, known side effects of said relationship are witnessed as a decline in the men's cognitive abilities and rapid deterioration in aforementioned men's career.

Confirmed Victims are known to be: Kanye West, Lamar Odom & Tyga.

Pending Victims: Travis Scott

Interestingly enough, the Kardashian Kurse appears to work in reverse when the Kardashian is a male, as witnessed by the lifetime L currently being held by Rob Kardashian.

Jay - Z: Goddamn!! When is Ye going to escape the Kardashian Kurse so he can finally release a good album, I can't make Watch the Throne 2 when he's like this!!

by Arcstriker September 25, 2017

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.

Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.

by 6ft4 jacked rat May 28, 2017

Kurved

Kurved meaning "lost"

Used in banter between friends due to the made up name of kurv who is a person that didn't turn up to a friends house even though he said he was there.

Now the word kurved is used when something is missing

My post got kurved this morning

My friend has got kurved on the way

Any one seen my keys I think I have kurved them

by Watch me do this August 18, 2020

Kurted

The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name

Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.

by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018

Max krused

The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.

Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!

by Wattba33 November 13, 2016