kurrplumkin

just like a blumpkin, getting your dick sucked while taking a shit except when your turd hits the water the water splashes up on her face.

my blumpkin became a kurrplumkin when i noticed that she had a shit stain on her shirt.

by twatta-wata October 20, 2010

Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

by M. Mowski August 26, 2008