Kumberbund 

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself and it runs down your leg into your socks

Wow that joke was so funny I kumberbunded. I have to go change myself now.

Kumberbund by Anusl0ver69 July 19, 2021

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.

"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

Pittsburgh Cumberbund by THE Double Chin July 24, 2009

cumberbund 

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

cumberbund by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberbundt 

a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz

Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!

cumberbundt by Spaztech November 6, 2022

Canadian Cumberbund 

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.

Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.

Canadian Cumberbund by Elocstu11 May 29, 2017