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Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.
"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

cumberbund 

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.
shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!
cumberbund by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberbundt 

a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz
Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!
cumberbundt by Spaztech November 6, 2022

Canadian Cumberbund 

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.
Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026