Kuff Kuff

A guy that loves kids so much that he impregnates any female that will let him.

Kuff Kuff luv da' Kids!

by black March 14, 2003

kuff

to strike by any means necessary normally with a slap or a backhander

hafifa gave me a big kuff for calling her tonka tough

by cc July 4, 2004

Kuff

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

by JakeBarnes July 27, 2006

muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

by Tess H August 5, 2006

Kuff

adjective describing something tight, sweet or cool to the fullest possible extent

You gotta go see Gran Torino, that movie was kuff as hell!

by kufflos January 15, 2009

kuff

slang for cocaine

'Leave me a line of that kuff star.'

by conjunction July 16, 2003

Kuff

A word you use when you want to tell your friend whatever horny stuff you did last night, but her mom happens to be her fb friend.

Whoah, i just f**** her so hard....

Dude. My aunt is online.

Oh, oh yeah. Sorry Brah! But still, she can sure kuff my brains out!

by MANDYSLOVER January 10, 2011