A man with a body of a GOD. oh baby, anyone with a man of that last name will be pleased for hours. ;) He is as fast as lightning, as intelligient as a llama, farts like a goat XD and loves himself some jelly ;)
girl: LOOK!! ITS A KUAR!
boy: I WANA RIDE HIM ALL NIGHT!
girl: .....YES!
by GoatsFartingAllDay March 22, 2011
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