Kruetzman

German surname of Kings and Queens. Synonymous with Royalty. Decendants of Kruetzman's have extremely high I.Q.s, are strikingly attractive and largely talented in the arts.

She is so amazing she must be a Kruetzman.

by theoriginal February 5, 2009

kretman

one whose mother is a very loose woman

Kretman: Man, I got no sleep last night
Billy-Ray: Neither did yo momma

by Erin and Rachel January 10, 2004

Kuntzman

an insult meaning cuck or pussy

Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman

by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016

the kurtzman

This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.

Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."

by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

jack kurtzman

Name of sweaty player that is good but not as good as Ben baskin but jack is very sweaty like buttwhole swamp sweaty

Jack Kurtzman is a sweaty player

by Zeus posiden August 2, 2020

Kretzman Quad

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)

I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.

by Gstiffs October 29, 2005

kreutzmatt

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

by Moses Malone May 21, 2008