Kruetzman 

German surname of Kings and Queens. Synonymous with Royalty. Decendants of Kruetzman's have extremely high I.Q.s, are strikingly attractive and largely talented in the arts.

She is so amazing she must be a Kruetzman.

Kruetzman by theoriginal February 5, 2009

kretman 

one whose mother is a very loose woman

Kretman: Man, I got no sleep last night
Billy-Ray: Neither did yo momma

kretman by Erin and Rachel January 10, 2004

Kuntzman 

an insult meaning cuck or pussy

Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman

Kuntzman by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016

the kurtzman 

This is a sexual maneuver that can only be accomplished with a woman missing both legs. The legless woman will be on top in the traditional front facing cowgirl stance. The man will then use his arms to spin the woman quickly while still maintinaing her up and down motion. This can be accmplished due her decreased body weight. If balance is an issue, the man can stand over the woman with the top of her head on the ground for stability. Her body can then be spun in a similar manner.

Some trick asked me if I would rather have sex with a woman with no arms and no legs, I told her "Obviously I would choose the woman with no legs! I could employ the kurtzman."

the kurtzman by Bongman7 December 1, 2006

jack kurtzman 

Name of sweaty player that is good but not as good as Ben baskin but jack is very sweaty like buttwhole swamp sweaty

Jack Kurtzman is a sweaty player

jack kurtzman by Zeus posiden August 2, 2020

Kretzman Quad 

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)

I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.

Kretzman Quad by Gstiffs October 29, 2005

kreutzmatt 

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

kreutzmatt by Moses Malone May 21, 2008