The act of standing in an area with a large amount of women passing through and hitting on as many as possible in a short period of time. Typically outside the exit at bar closing time or ideally at the bottom of the escalator leaving one of Vegas' fancier clubs. Based on the way whales just swim with their mouths open through schools of krill and eat as much as they can.
"Its almost 4:00 AM, let's head over to Tao and do some krilling before we hit the strip clubs."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.