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the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.

things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."

kristofferson by devsla June 1, 2006

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Kristofferson

Kristofferson (silverfox) is one of the 19 Protagonists Trying to help his family while his father figure recovers. He is More clever professional and calmer than most (or all) characters, he is able to help his family or himself.

A = First time watching
B = Knows about film

A: who is that white fox?
B: He is Called Kristofferson.

Kristofferson by TopHatCatMan January 29, 2022

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Kris Kristofferson

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"

Kris Kristofferson by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

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Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

You know kris kristofferson? by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

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kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.

"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."

kristoffercoon by huhuehue September 13, 2013

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kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

kristoffers mom by big man cooms June 7, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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