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kristiansen

The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.
That hooker had a real kristiansen of a son.
kristiansen by Smashed crab March 10, 2017

Kristiansund 

Kristiansund is a town in Norway. It is on the coast of "Møre og Romsdal".

In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.

Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.
- wow... garbag, birds, fish, drug drealers on the street and a 40 year old who thik she's five.. I must be in Kristiansund!
Kristiansund by møøø May 28, 2011

kristiansund parkering 

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026