kristiansand
The best looking city in the best looking country in the world, Kristiansand, Norway.
Beautiful nature, beautiful people
Beautiful nature, beautiful people
Kristiansand owns
kristiansand by Urban_brit January 8, 2004
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kristiansen
The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.
kristiansen by Smashed crab March 10, 2017
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Kristiansund
Kristiansund is a town in Norway. It is on the coast of "Møre og Romsdal".
In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.
Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.
In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.
Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.
- wow... garbag, birds, fish, drug drealers on the street and a 40 year old who thik she's five.. I must be in Kristiansund!
Kristiansund by møøø May 28, 2011
kristiansund parkering
Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
kristiansund parkering by Kripos August 1, 2021
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