kristiansen

The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.

That hooker had a real kristiansen of a son.

kristiansen by Smashed crab March 10, 2017

kristinamendo 

must possess two or more of the following to qualify: sweet and sassy, gitty, mischievious, a strong stare, a cutie with a booty

"yo someone put buffalo sauce in my drink!"

"you got kristinamendoed bitch!"

kristinamendo by mikehimself May 2, 2010

Kristiane 

Kristiane is a girl who's pretty,smart,tall,kind and positive. Everybody loves her and want to know her ;)
All the boys like her and the girls are jealous at her❤️

Omg! I want her as my girlfriend!
Who?
Kristiane❤️

Kristiane by Poop💩 August 26, 2014

kristiansand 

The best looking city in the best looking country in the world, Kristiansand, Norway.

Beautiful nature, beautiful people

Kristiansand owns

kristiansand by Urban_brit January 8, 2004

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

kristianing by Crash71 February 28, 2017

Kristianne 

A cute and shy girl. She is always humble and empathic. This girl likes art and loves to groove to any music she hears, even if it is a sad one. She’s an expert secret keeper. A lot of people trusts her and she never fail to disappoint them. She have a lot of hobbies but never get contented with them. That is because she is very creative! And that what makes her unique.

A friend: hey Kristianne, I got a secret to tell. Don’t tell anyone okay?
Kristianne: That is for sure.

Kristianne by aldriane143 June 7, 2021

Kristiansund 

Kristiansund is a town in Norway. It is on the coast of "Møre og Romsdal".

In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.

Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.

- wow... garbag, birds, fish, drug drealers on the street and a 40 year old who thik she's five.. I must be in Kristiansund!

Kristiansund by møøø May 28, 2011