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Kristiansund 

Kristiansund is a town in Norway. It is on the coast of "Møre og Romsdal".

In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.

Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.
- wow... garbag, birds, fish, drug drealers on the street and a 40 year old who thik she's five.. I must be in Kristiansund!
Kristiansund by møøø May 28, 2011
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kristiansund parkering 

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

kristiansand 

The best looking city in the best looking country in the world, Kristiansand, Norway.

Beautiful nature, beautiful people
Kristiansand owns
kristiansand by Urban_brit January 8, 2004

kristiansen

The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.
That hooker had a real kristiansen of a son.
kristiansen by Smashed crab March 10, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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