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KELLEY BONER
A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
Related Words
Krelley • Kelley • Kelley Armstrong • Kelley-Beth • KELLEY BONER • kelley deal • kelley dunn • Kelley Jakle • Kelleyna • kelley o'hara
Catherine Kelley
There are probably Billions of Pokemons in the world, but scientists, and researchers alike have been baffled by a illustrious legendary creation. Witnesses have seen she can teleport through dimensions with the blink of an eye and has 9 life's just like a cat
Catherine Kelley by Justcallmejesus July 9, 2021
Cathy Kelley
One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.
Cathy Kelley by DaleExe May 22, 2021
Cathy Kelley
Aside from being one of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist, she is also one of the best archers, pickleball players, and actresses/flight attendants to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley by DaleExe July 7, 2021
Malcolm David Kelley
Malcolm David Kelley by Jimmy Man September 16, 2010
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