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Keagans Dick 

Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.
Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *
Keagans Dick by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016
An amazing person inside and out. He is one of the best people anyone could ever imagine to be friends with. He will always make your day 1000x better. He is usually extremely attractive and has blonde hair. He is Perfection.
Girl 1: Hey, who's that blonde guy? He's cute.
Girl 2: Oh, that's Keagan, he's not just cute he's perfect.
The best guy in the world. Very confident and charming. People see him as the alpha in any group he is in he always stands out the most. He doesn't take shit from anyone. People who knows him will always fear him because they know he has a dark side. Besides all that every one still loves him. He is like a magnet people are always drawn towards him and enjoys his company. He is seen as a very interesting and determined person. Girls love him and often are quick to fall deeply in love with him.
Girl 1: Wow, who is that guy?
Girl 2: That's Keagan
Keagan by mark jaxob July 12, 2017
Very beautiful guy but also very chaotic, he has the possibility to gave love but can also break a heart in a second because he makes people hope wit his lovely side
Girl1: who is that cute guy
Girl2: That is Keagan
Keagan by Promise🤞🏻 October 11, 2019

Keagan Roux 

Very Fast Boy
Keagan Roux is the fastest runner he made William fall over and bounce to McDonalds.
Very stylish, hott guy usually with blond hair and bright sparkling blue eyes
Keagan is every girl's dream!
Keagan by momm June 3, 2008