Krautheim 

LEGIT LAST NAME meaning Cabbage House.

Person 1: My last name is Krautheim.
Person 2: Whoa! That's German!
Person 1: Yeah, it means cabbage house.

Krautheim by LeanneGraze August 28, 2010

Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krauthammer 

A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.

(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)

That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.

Krauthammer by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

krauthead 

corrupt and bigots, usually Catholic, German-Americans who belittle those who don't share the same faith, same ideals, or same ignorance. While there is often a thin, fine line between a Krauthead and a Catholic, the tell for a Krauthead is often adding -age to many, if not all, words, such as, but not limited to, "mowage," "message," "Logan-age," "chowage," and many others, making animal-like sounds like, "Maww!!," the absence of an anti-perspirant or a deodorant, the upturned nose, the baring of teeth, and the near perfect impersonation of a penis coming while having an upturned hand motioning toward the intended person.

Krauthead 1: Hey, get me a Dew-age (refering to a Mt. Dew)
Krauthead 2: Fuck no!
Krauthead 1: Mess, you will!
Krauthead 2: Mowage, I won't!

krauthead by Colton Kinder April 20, 2006