krauthead 

corrupt and bigots, usually Catholic, German-Americans who belittle those who don't share the same faith, same ideals, or same ignorance. While there is often a thin, fine line between a Krauthead and a Catholic, the tell for a Krauthead is often adding -age to many, if not all, words, such as, but not limited to, "mowage," "message," "Logan-age," "chowage," and many others, making animal-like sounds like, "Maww!!," the absence of an anti-perspirant or a deodorant, the upturned nose, the baring of teeth, and the near perfect impersonation of a penis coming while having an upturned hand motioning toward the intended person.

Krauthead 1: Hey, get me a Dew-age (refering to a Mt. Dew)
Krauthead 2: Fuck no!
Krauthead 1: Mess, you will!
Krauthead 2: Mowage, I won't!

krauthead by Colton Kinder April 20, 2006

Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krauthammer 

A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.

(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)

That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.

Krauthammer by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

Krauted House Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Krauted 

When somebody of German origin has an accident and either makes a fool of themselves or gets injured.

Mike: Dude, did you see Alex Von Vagabond faceplant that rail?
Ollie: Yer man, he got Krauted good and propper!

Krauted by Mike Denners January 4, 2007

Krauted 

An area with a ton of German people.

It was very krauted at Octoberfest this year.

Krauted by Bdm4233 February 18, 2009

Krauted 

A term which decribes the regular exit of England National Football Team from major tournaments at the hands of their German counterparts.

I see England were Krauted 4 - 1 again yesterday !

Krauted by QueensferrryEcosse July 1, 2010