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A powerful humanoid mammal capable of brining positivity to any situation. With a tremendous amount of strength, the Kostro can survive a month on a single sip of water. The Kostro is also the only animal which appears above the Great White Shark on the food chain, though it presents no threat because of the dual level of respect. The Kostro can often be found shirtless, with a beer in hand, and a smiling face.
That rocket wouldn't have needed fuel to get to the moon if it was a Kostro.
Kostro by Festarious The Monk April 5, 2011
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A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"

feis kontrol 

Russian colloquialism for the English "face control."

Feis kontrol is the power wielded by discriminating bouncers at the most exclusive Moscow clubs. Lower class clubs may have little or no feis kontrol.

See FACE CONTROL.
"How on earth did he get past feis kontrol?"

"I hate (exclusive club). Their feis kontrol is always on amber."
feis kontrol by supermagic8ball September 26, 2009

Kastrosh 

Kastrosh can be used if someone is talking and you can just scream "KASTROSH" and they have to stop talking even if they are in the middle of a sentence.
Oh wow look Susan is talking about among us lets get her to stop talking KASTROSH
Susan stops talking immediately
Kastrosh by thelizard876 January 16, 2023

Aidan Koutroubis 

Firey Ginger who has a trait of being fat.
Hey that kid looks like Rally Jefferson! It's Aidan Koutroubis!

Kostrzewski 

The art of bending a person, preferably a women over the counter at your work and fucking her/him doggy style.
Adam: Damn I would really like to Kostrzewski her!!!
John: I bet you would.
Kostrzewski by Excelslpmn March 22, 2013
Eric Koston, professional skateboarder, of Thai descent. Thrasher magazines Skate Of The Year (SOTY) in 1996. X-Games Gold Medalist. Inventor of the krooked grind (formerly known as the "k-grind")
Koston is my favourite skater!
Koston by Justin. P December 20, 2005