Kormit

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Kormit

by ZapyDaFishy June 13, 2021

Kormit

A "Kormit" is a really cool person / being which is also really good at making jokes and funny statements.
They are also really cute and attractive.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that guy last night?

Person 2: Yea, that was a Kormit

Person 1: Well the ORIGINAL Kormit must be even cuter

Person 2: I bet so!

by Kormit The Phrog June 13, 2021

kermit suicide

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

by anonymous October 29, 2018

Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018