Korean Hello 

When a man is waiting in a room completely naked with his penis tucked in, lady style, and as you walk in he says in a childish fashion, “hug”. And if hug is achieved, with or without consent, the man proceeds to grind his no penis pelvic area deeper into you.

Steve: Then what, you came to me with your dick tucked in trying to hug me, so I kicked you.
Bob: Yeah, Korean Hello.

Korean Hello by RectalSurgery October 4, 2020

Korean Hello, 

Greeting a stranger for the first time by breaking wind. i.e emitting gas, directly into their mouth. You grab the back of their head and bury it deep in your cheeks. Often proceeded by an attack from 3rd tier Canadian actor.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom.

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts.

Unfortunately, in light of the me too movement, this is no longer able to be performed through aggressive sexual behaviour. So humiliating toilet humour has replaced sexual harassment. Bobby Lee has thanked the me too movement for this, as previous attempts at sexual dominance have ironically ended in his own humiliation.

Synonym. "A fine how do you do."

Hey Bobby we need to. talk, please come in?

What up?

Well Ron Peterson made an official complaint about you farting into Christa's open mouth.

WHAT, I didn't stick my did in her mouth - I just farted. This is a cultural misunderstanding... where I'm from ITS CALLED A " Korean Hello,

Bobby! You're from San Diego.

... Ok I'll buy her a gift basket and write her into a sketch.

Korean Hello, by Trumper Dumper February 1, 2021