Kookyeyes

The Guy Who Got Twitch Affiliate and is obsessed with swearing
Friends include
-Wigby
-Blade
-SAKMan
-And probably a lot more

Bob: "Hey Have yo heard of the streamer Kookyeyes?"
Jason: 'Isnt he that guy who is gonna press a spacebar 100K times at 200 followers?"

by XBladeXGMD March 9, 2021

kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

by The Colonel May 11, 2004