Konky dong
A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020
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konky dong
One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016
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Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb
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