kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.

I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.

kong dong by Anonymous December 20, 2002

donkey kong dong shlong 

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

donkey kong dong shlong by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Hong Kong Dong 

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.

"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."

Hong Kong Dong by Duke Fenton January 9, 2022

meter long king kong dong 

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

meter long king kong dong by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

Hong Kong Dong 

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.

Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.

Hong Kong Dong by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010

Diddy Kong Dong 

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.

I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

Diddy Kong Dong by The Three Wise Men June 27, 2009

king kong dong 

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

king kong dong by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003