Kohl's 

A low-end clothing store trying to pass itself off as a high-end fashion boutique where customers are harassed by cashiers to sign up for the awful Kohl's credit card. The cashiers themselves are harassed by managers to harass the customers, with hour cuts and even job termination if the cashiers don't beg, argue, and hound the customers to ruin their credit score by applying for an unwanted credit card. Essentially the cashiers are rewarded or punished for the luck of the draw on customers who will or won't apply when they check out. Kohls is known for having extreme mark-ups that they call "sales"' such as marking a k-cup pack as 17 dollars (when every other store sells them for 10) and then putting it on sale at 13 which is still 3 dollars more than the original price. And the managers are so incompetent that even when another employee tells them that you can't enter a gift card as a coupon on a post-sale adjustement they do it anyway and end up shorting the customer 5 dollars. Also when their shitty medical coverage wont pass the new Affordable Care Act they cancel all health insurance for non-managers and send their employees a nice letter saying "tough luck you don't have medical coverage, hope you can find a way to be insured". Also the store never has ac so be prepared to sweat your butt off in the dressing rooms and see cashiers fanning themselves with credit applications and gulping water from dasani bottles to stay cool.

James: Hey I thought you were getting some clothes from Kohl's?
Ellie: After I kept telling them over and over I didn't want a Kohl's charge and they kept asking me even after i said no like three times I threw my stuff on the counter and left. Lets go to JCP instead.

Kohl's by Shadyacres September 24, 2013

Kohl's 

One of the worst places in the world to work. I only lasted 2 weeks there before I quit. I didn't get any training unless I asked for it (and even then I only got 10 minutes of "training"), they answered questions I had with as little information as possible, and 90% of my coworkers were either hypocrites and/or assholes. If you're thinking about working there, DONT!!!

If you applied to Kohl's and got rejected, be grateful

Kohl's by Hug Me ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ November 30, 2021

Kohl's 

Major chain store specializing in selling clothing for normies designed by normies.

Hey let's go to Kohl's and get some generic loose-fitting and over-priced clothing.

Kohl's by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Kohl's Moment 

I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.

Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.

I was in the middle of a business meeting when I suddenly had a Kohl's moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.

Kohl's Moment by Frankie67 July 11, 2010

Kohl's fitting room

A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.

"Ma, I gots to piss"

"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"

Kohl's fitting room by sveasgl November 28, 2009

Kohl's Callout

Calling out of work for the rest of the week, essentially quitting your job.

Daunte hated his minimum wage job so much he was considering dropping a Kohl's Callout on their ass.

Kohl's Callout by Squirrel722 November 9, 2022

Kohl's Hot

Not quite Nordstrom hot.. Not even Gap hot.. But still hot. Just maybe attainable for us regular guys.

Hey, she's Kohl's Hot--I bet I can get with her..

Kohl's Hot by KirbC August 30, 2010