A gay man is ho loves sucking dick and get fucked up the ass
Kohl will fuck that mans ass
by Bitch boi 11119999 September 11, 2018
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I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.

Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.
I was in the middle of a business meeting when I suddenly had a Kohl's moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.
by Frankie67 July 11, 2010
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He is an amazing man in every aspect, smart, goofy, makes great friends with anyone he wants. He is an amazing singer and great with music, doesnt really want to be a father but he looks for the perfect young woman. Hes a sexy beast and is tall and couldnt be more handsome. Hes worth every second of your time and hes very affectionate and loyal. Honest and comforting. You couldnt ask for a more perfect man in your life.
by Tex Ruin February 1, 2015
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Calling out of work for the rest of the week, essentially quitting your job.
Daunte hated his minimum wage job so much he was considering dropping a Kohl's Callout on their ass.
by Squirrel722 November 9, 2022
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A pretty girl that is addicted to shopping at Kohl's department stores with all their discounts.
She is shopping again because of all their discounts, she's such a Kohls-Aholic .
by pyrolek December 14, 2010
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The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.
John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.
by Ketatlas April 17, 2015
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A collective noun for the current eyeliner-bothering tweens who get all sulky when you call them, "Emo."
A: "Remember when Hot Topic was kinda' cool?"
B: "You mean that brief period in 1996 when the stores weren't jammed with credit-card-wielding Kohl Minors?"
by Jamie H. Lewis June 5, 2009
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