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JCP = Job Centre Plus

JCP is simply a short way of saying "Job Centre" or "Job Centre Plus".
This phrase is used by both JCP staff and Job Seekers.

what is the JCP? well its where unemployed go to search for work, sign on to benefits and receive support.
their staff are often considered to be unhelpful and rude....... we will let you decide if they are or not.

right, that's all I can say about it, I'm off to the JCP now, bye.
"I'm off to sign on at the JCP, back soon"

"The lady at the JCP told me I need to get a job"

"I wonder when the JCP will pay me my JSA"
JCP by truthbetold9999 January 11, 2012
Words you can keep
Jcp by Bdhsjanzbb December 12, 2019
best place ever. this is where I learned math
Yo did u hear JCP was in lockdown
boy aint no way I heard about that I thought it was fake
JCP by GuCCILOUIS3637393 July 28, 2025

JCP dialect

The type of music played in a JC Penney. You’d be shocked that some play different music than others
Why are they playing The Weeknd in the jcp in Glendale? Oh, it’s their jcp dialect
JCP dialect by hubsta September 19, 2021

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP) 

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.
For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

JcPenney 

long shifts, cute associates, makin dolla's like weezy baby, better then mervyns, less then macy's, where everyday matters
that chick works at JcPenney's
JcPenney by caaaaan January 11, 2009

JCPenney's Dressing Room 

Just about the nastiest place you can think of
Baby I wanna do you like a JCPenney's dressing room , raw dog and nastay.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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