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Kodii
Shackled to the warlords throne, Kodii certainly bit off more than he could chew when challenging this particular reptile to a duel. Now, nothing more than a trophy at the beck and call of his cruel new master, Kodii grimaced at the bleakness of his situation. He wasn't some whore, he was a proud warrior.
His dream of the bards back home singing of his mighty escapades began to look more and more unlikely as each pump of his master's cock introduced a new torrent of cold, thick sperm into his abused throat. No tavern was gonna sing about him cleaning the cum off of this tyrant's cock, yet here he was.
"My men were right about you, mammal.. You canines make for excellent pets..."
As the months passed by, so too did the knight's defiance. Opportunities to put his otherwise purposeless body to good use happened often, providing pleasure to the reptilian king he initially fought so hard to thwart.
Swallowing load after load of his conqueror's cold blooded cum became not just a daily occurrence, but something he eventually found himself looking forward to. After-all, pleasing his master was all that mattered now.
He didn't anticipate a life of servitude; fortunately, or unfortunately depending on who you ask, he had all the time in the world to come to terms with that reality.
His dream of the bards back home singing of his mighty escapades began to look more and more unlikely as each pump of his master's cock introduced a new torrent of cold, thick sperm into his abused throat. No tavern was gonna sing about him cleaning the cum off of this tyrant's cock, yet here he was.
"My men were right about you, mammal.. You canines make for excellent pets..."
As the months passed by, so too did the knight's defiance. Opportunities to put his otherwise purposeless body to good use happened often, providing pleasure to the reptilian king he initially fought so hard to thwart.
Swallowing load after load of his conqueror's cold blooded cum became not just a daily occurrence, but something he eventually found himself looking forward to. After-all, pleasing his master was all that mattered now.
He didn't anticipate a life of servitude; fortunately, or unfortunately depending on who you ask, he had all the time in the world to come to terms with that reality.
Kodii by we heard from him again December 3, 2025
Kodiak Bear
The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta “bro don’t know about the Kodiak bear 💀” and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt, Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.
Kodiak Bear by Heisenbone October 4, 2023
Kodiac Bear Trap
While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.
Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.
Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.
Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.
Kodiac Bear Trap by The Taxi September 19, 2010
Kodiak liver
People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.
"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
Kodiak liver by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011
Kodie
Kodie by unknown98567847 May 2, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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