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Kodii
Shackled to the warlords throne, Kodii certainly bit off more than he could chew when challenging this particular reptile to a duel. Now, nothing more than a trophy at the beck and call of his cruel new master, Kodii grimaced at the bleakness of his situation. He wasn't some whore, he was a proud warrior.
His dream of the bards back home singing of his mighty escapades began to look more and more unlikely as each pump of his master's cock introduced a new torrent of cold, thick sperm into his abused throat. No tavern was gonna sing about him cleaning the cum off of this tyrant's cock, yet here he was.
"My men were right about you, mammal.. You canines make for excellent pets..."
As the months passed by, so too did the knight's defiance. Opportunities to put his otherwise purposeless body to good use happened often, providing pleasure to the reptilian king he initially fought so hard to thwart.
Swallowing load after load of his conqueror's cold blooded cum became not just a daily occurrence, but something he eventually found himself looking forward to. After-all, pleasing his master was all that mattered now.
He didn't anticipate a life of servitude; fortunately, or unfortunately depending on who you ask, he had all the time in the world to come to terms with that reality.
His dream of the bards back home singing of his mighty escapades began to look more and more unlikely as each pump of his master's cock introduced a new torrent of cold, thick sperm into his abused throat. No tavern was gonna sing about him cleaning the cum off of this tyrant's cock, yet here he was.
"My men were right about you, mammal.. You canines make for excellent pets..."
As the months passed by, so too did the knight's defiance. Opportunities to put his otherwise purposeless body to good use happened often, providing pleasure to the reptilian king he initially fought so hard to thwart.
Swallowing load after load of his conqueror's cold blooded cum became not just a daily occurrence, but something he eventually found himself looking forward to. After-all, pleasing his master was all that mattered now.
He didn't anticipate a life of servitude; fortunately, or unfortunately depending on who you ask, he had all the time in the world to come to terms with that reality.
Kodii by we heard from him again December 3, 2025
Kodiak Bear
The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta “bro don’t know about the Kodiak bear 💀” and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt, Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.
Kodiak Bear by Heisenbone October 4, 2023
Kodiac Bear Trap
While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.
Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.
Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.
Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.
Kodiac Bear Trap by The Taxi September 19, 2010
Kodiak liver
People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.
"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
Kodiak liver by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011
Kodie
Kodie by unknown98567847 May 2, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026