Koch-head

Koch-head is a slang term for a politician who is hopelessly addicted to the toxic drug called kochaine. Kochaine is highly addictive and is ruining lives at this very moment. Koch-heads are volatile, erratic and highly dangerous when under the influence. Never make an attempt to reason with or apprehend a koch-head, simply call 911 and you will be helped by a local, unionized, law enforcement expert.

That crazy Scott Walker...what a koch-head!

Koch-head by Mayadidas March 28, 2011

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Kochhead

Kochhead: (Coke hed) A person who has sold their dignity and moral compass to asshole billionaires in exchange for power.

Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska who bailed halfway through her term ( rumored to have been in order to escape prosecution for using tax payer money to build her luxurious house, but this is still just a rumor) is truly a Kochhead.

Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.

Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said

Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.

Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.

Kochhead by Pranksterbitch May 6, 2011

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Koch-head • Koch • Koch-sucker • Koch Industries • Koch addict • Koch-blocked • Koch family • Koch paradox • koch records • Koch sukker

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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