One of the realest slags that knows how to treat a twat well. From unlawful activity in the streets to sucking on box, this mfer knows how to keep it real.
His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
Did you hear what that kocanda did? I heard he sucked on a twat that hard that it went blue. Mfers thought it was blue waffle bruh
Hot. Smokin'. He is the manliest of men, a titan among beasts. his biceps are made of metal, his teeth stained with the blood of his enemies. His 8-pack has an 8-pack, and his smile illuminates the night sky. Oh wait I spelled it backwards...
(1)You hear about Chad?
(2)Yeah, but I know of better...
(3)WHAT? WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE MANLY THEN THE GIGACHAD HIMSELF(4)
(4)Kcaj...
(5)Isn't that just jack backwards?
(6)Yes
“Just watch yourself” is the famous words of a kocanda before he desecrates that twat. Known for hit and runs especially ejaculate and evacuate. Power move is to pull out his doodle and swing it around like it’s a cheerleader Pom Pom. Also fumbles his set in other peoples showers and leaves his load on their floor.
Oly boiuncle did you see that kocanda with his doodle out swinging it around like it’s a helicopter damnn!
A tweeker that has their jaw cocked to the side of their mouth from doing to much meth. Usually a permanent thing that happens to so someone that used to do meth or still indulges in it.
OMG!!! She's a tweeker look Did usee that bitch has a kockjaw?
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.