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One of the realest slags that knows how to treat a twat well. From unlawful activity in the streets to sucking on box, this mfer knows how to keep it real.

His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
Did you hear what that kocanda did? I heard he sucked on a twat that hard that it went blue. Mfers thought it was blue waffle bruh
kocanda by Jonesunk November 15, 2021
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Kocaj koca kocanda Kacajacas kcaj kcajoodle kobaja kobajshunter kocab kocaeli
1. (in Serbian). Really big penis.
2. Sousage
He show his KOBAJA to her.
kobaja by Charuga33 August 14, 2007
Hot. Smokin'. He is the manliest of men, a titan among beasts. his biceps are made of metal, his teeth stained with the blood of his enemies. His 8-pack has an 8-pack, and his smile illuminates the night sky. Oh wait I spelled it backwards...
(1)You hear about Chad?
(2)Yeah, but I know of better...
(3)WHAT? WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE MANLY THEN THE GIGACHAD HIMSELF(4)
(4)Kcaj...
(5)Isn't that just jack backwards?
(6)Yes
kcaj by 23_inch_steel May 25, 2021
“Just watch yourself” is the famous words of a kocanda before he desecrates that twat. Known for hit and runs especially ejaculate and evacuate. Power move is to pull out his doodle and swing it around like it’s a cheerleader Pom Pom. Also fumbles his set in other peoples showers and leaves his load on their floor.
Oly boi uncle did you see that kocanda with his doodle out swinging it around like it’s a helicopter damnn!
KOCANDA by Jonesunk November 18, 2021
Someone who is a beast at everything and likes to rub it in that they are beter than you.
The captain of the soccer team is such a kocab, he can't stop bragging about it.
kocab by alan dill March 20, 2008
A tweeker that has their jaw cocked to the side of their mouth from doing to much meth. Usually a permanent thing that happens to so someone that used to do meth or still indulges in it.
OMG!!! She's a tweeker look Did u see that bitch has a kockjaw?
kockjaw by Rachy916 July 14, 2019