Kobaining

When you are wanking your cock off into your own face until you ejaculate all over it, ingestion can be a part of it but is not necessary

What made me late for choir practice for the local church's nativity play was not that I was too busy practicing, I was actually busy Kobaining myself and had a lot of cleaning up to do. I needed to mouthwash before I could start singing.

by Jack Newhouse November 17, 2021

Kobaining

When you wank your cock off into your own face, usually with an arse in the air approach.

I was late to my great aunt Silvia's seventieth birthday party because I was too busy kobaining

by Jack Newhouse November 7, 2021

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.

Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013

Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

Klaining

When it's raining and snowing at the same time

It's klaining outside.
It's not raining today, it's klaining.

by Nemo13 November 28, 2021

Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.

That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.

by ballzbutt June 7, 2016