pta

quick wash up...pussy, titties & ass, the only 3 parts u have time to get 2.

Shower, no time, girl, let me do a quick "pta" and I'll be ready to go.

by freeupdaherb April 20, 2008

pta

p-at
t-hat
a-ss

guy1:yo son i would love to pta that girl

guy2:dude you need to stopp speaking like that. but true i would do that

by willie boy January 31, 2008

PTA

when you're 4 hours late for this goddamn bullshit and have to take a fast shower.
P-pits
T-tits
A-ass

THIS SHOWER HAS TO BE PTA

by Ball Brownstien February 03, 2017

PTA

Parent Teacher Association; a great organization!

"Three letters that make the world a better place."
"S-e-x?"
"No, PTA."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

PTA

An abbreviation of "pits, tits, ass"

Fuck! We're 4 hours late for this goddamn bullshit! The shower is gonna have to be PTA!

by 🖤 Kokopie🖤 November 15, 2019

PTA

PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"

Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*

by sasucks October 02, 2012

PTA

Parent
Teacher
Association

They typically write out field trips and after school "activities". Normally infested with soccer moms and parents with no lives outside of their children

My mom went to the PTA meeting today, came home dead inside.

by LambdaBelmont June 09, 2016