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Knuckled On

Knuckled on is the act of brown nosing with a boss or someone else of importance. It gets its meaning from the act of gripping someones dick. In extreme cases it is known as "knuckled on with both hands" denoting desperation in the act.
Look at the new guy! He's knuckled on to the foreman!

How did he get away with that screw up? He knuckled on with both hands and blew his way out of it.
by Richmeister August 13, 2014
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
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knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
by skrats October 7, 2009
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