Knuckle One
Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
Knuckle One by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Knuckle one off
Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?
Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
Knuckle one off by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009
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Knuckle One • Knuckle one off • one knuckle buckle • one knuckle fuck • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger • One knuckler • Throwing one over the knuckles • knucklebone • knuckleneck
one knuckle fuck
This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.
one knuckle fuck by JoeyBomm July 11, 2020
one knuckle buckle
Brina buckled from a slight graze from the one knuckle an hunches over red in the face wondering why no one ask if she's ok.(One knuckle buckle) small hit from one knuckle of the hand
one knuckle buckle by DRED April 19, 2018
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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