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knob noster 

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
knob noster by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011

knob noster 

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.
Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!
knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knob Noster 

1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking
Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night

knobnoster

a boy who sucks other mens dicks in order to pay for his drugs
I got knobnostered by A kid so he could buy meth
knobnoster by jiss on myself April 5, 2003

Knobnoster

Synonymous with "cocksucker," knobnoster is actually the name of a town in Vermont. Easily used an a vituperative, the work "knobnoster" can act as both a noun or an adjective
Knobnoster by Jonathan A November 12, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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