knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

knitter

a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine

He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.

by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008

knitter

Semi-veiled word for nigger.

Did you see all those knitters looting in New Orleans?

by mascan42 April 26, 2006

Knitter

Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.
It is also known as a slang term for African American people

I could hang with my knitter all day

by Your Knitter March 8, 2024

knitter celebration

A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.

The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.

by Peaches Hamlet April 23, 2018

Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

People Knitter

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.

My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!

by phhurricane October 31, 2011