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a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine
He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.
knitter by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008
Semi-veiled word for nigger.
Did you see all those knitters looting in New Orleans?
knitter by mascan42 April 26, 2006
Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.
It is also known as a slang term for African American people
I could hang with my knitter all day
Knitter by Your Knitter March 8, 2024

knitter celebration 

A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.
The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

People Knitter 

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.
My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!
People Knitter by phhurricane October 31, 2011