Knitler

A person who steals the idea, or creation of another knitter.

This can consist of a kind of yarn, pattern, and color or a combination of the three.

A: I made this beautiful 100% Red wool cowl, and Becky totally stole the pattern and made the exact same thing.

B: That f***ing Knitler, but you know she will fuck it up anyways, untalented twat.

Knitler by knitsporation January 2, 2012

Knitler

A knitted Hitler doll.

Nazi Granma: "Look if knitted the Führer, I call it Knitler"

Knitler by Flamarus September 29, 2017

Knitler

Kintler the leader of germany!
Or is he?

Some where in Britain:

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about that dude who took over germany?!
Guy 2: Yea i have! Was it Knitler?

Knitler by The Entireity Of Earth December 5, 2019

kitler 

a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler

Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds

kitler by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006

Kitler 

cats that look like Hitler

I saw a cat that had a small black patch under his nose and i bid black spot on his head with a white body. My friend said it was a Kitler

Kitler by Arugula37 October 16, 2008

kitler 

A Kitler is a cat or kitten that bears a strong resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Kitler's typically have a dark coloured or black patch of hair directly below the nose that resembles Hitler's infamous mustache.

Mom: Why don't you take fluffy out to play with the other kittens?

Girl: Idk why mom but fluffy won't play with the other cats, mostly the different coloured ones.

Mom: Well, it's official...Fluffy's a Kitler then.

kitler by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

Yoghurt Knitter by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011