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Knives Out
To pull a Knives Out is to make a mistake that is mistakenly and unknowingly correct, only realizing so after the fact.
Knives Out by nabaloonda November 15, 2020
Swimming Knives
The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.
Swimming Knives by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008
Douchebag Knievel
A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.
Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
Douchebag Knievel by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012
Britney Knives
Britney Knives by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Anal Knievel
also known as the daredevil scorch, the Anal Knievel is a very unique form of anal sex. the recipient of the anal pleasure stays on the ground with their ass pointed up in the air. the person giving the anal pleasure jumps off an object in the room and attempts to land their penis/sex toy into the asshole of the recipient. if the landing is successful, the person giving the anal pleasure then scorches the recipient of the anal pleasure.
Jonny Anal Knievel'd me so hard last night! My asshole still hasn't stopped bleeding!
In my opinion, the Anal Knievel is best kind of scorch.
In my opinion, the Anal Knievel is best kind of scorch.
Anal Knievel by mcdodoates October 5, 2009
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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